Partner WOD CrossFit workout coming up? Feel free to adapt the text below to meet your partner recruitment needs...
Wanted, Partner For Evening WOD.
Qualities...
Must be good at handstand push-ups (you'll be doing most of them).
Must have the ability to yell things like "you can do it!" and "stop crying!"
Must have high tolerance for vomit.
Must have the ability to identify "no-reps" committed by other teams.
Qualified applicants may apply in person by showing up to class 10 minutes early to strategize/scheme/plot against other participants.
Special consideration will be given to applicants with a strong social media presence who are willing to post, tweet, Instagram, or blog about our probable victory.
Candidates with a working knowledge of excuse making will also be given preference (just in case).
Partner WOD CrossFit workout coming up? Feel free to adapt the text below to meet your partner recruitment needs...
Wanted, Partner For Evening WOD.
Qualities...
Qualified applicants may apply in person by showing up to class 10 minutes early to strategize/scheme/plot against other participants.
Special consideration will be given to applicants with a strong social media presence who are willing to post, tweet, Instagram, or blog about our probable victory.
Candidates with a working knowledge of excuse making will also be given preference (just in case).
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