So, normally we're pretty encouraging around here, but today, I'm politely asking you to consider our workout recovery tips.
You see, for a long time, I've been cherry picking WODs, dodging my least favorite movements, and skipping out on skill-work.
Psshhh, I'd say. That's stupid! That's a ridiculous workout!... I don't have time to go today...I don't need to work on that skill...etc.
Unfortunately, after skipping all of that "stupid" programming, I've noticed that everyone else started getting better, while I either stayed the same, or lost fitness in key areas.
However, today I sucked it up. I went to the gym even though the workout was an absolute nightmare for me, and for the first time in a long time, I felt like I was putting in the work to get better.
Here's where my plea comes in...
USE ONE OF YOUR GYM REST DAYS!!!!
I got better today. I made strides toward gaining some of my fitness back, and I can see the error of my ways.
Unfortunately, that won't matter if everyone else comes to the gym today too. You'll all stay a step ahead of me, and I'll never catch back up!
Also, since we've all decided that you're planning to use one of your gym rest days, I'd like you to follow my other workout recovery tips as well…
1. Do not leave the couch today. There's some great stuff on the Home Shopping Network, and you'll miss it all if you continue to skip gym rest days. Also, concentrate on sitting in the poorest posture possible, and don't even THINK about doing any mobility work.
2. Another one of my workout recovery tips is to neglect your nutrition. Start polishing off jars of Nutella...Order in pizza...Eat ice cream for dinner, and have a few drinks with anyone who will sit on the couch with you.
3. Please do not drink water on gym rest days.
4. I'd like you to meditate on all the things you've ever tried to do, but but failed at. It's going to be really hard to catch up with you if you continue to feel and act like a super-hero. This confidence thing has got to go.
5. Look up tomorrow's WOD, and start thinking about all the ways it's going to suck. Do your very best to exaggerate how hard it will be, and if possible, criticize the programming with others (not me), and develop a negative attitude.
If you can find it in your heart to skip the gym and follow my workout recovery tips, I really think I can catch up a little bit.
Thanks in advance for your kindness.
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P.S. We've got some pretty awesome things for you to take to the gym (tomorrow), and we're running a pretty sweet deal right now. If the Home Shopping Network starts to bore you, maybe you can grab some new gear instead :)
Just add any 2 Items to your cart, and accept the free wrist wraps when you hit "Checkout!"